"Visiting Denali Park"
The adventure of a Mama bear and her two cubs.
WRITTEN BY LuMarLee
I walked into the office of my new Doctor cool and slow.
I said something that seemed normal to me and very strange to my doctor.
After reviewing my medical file, he asked about my elevated cholesterol levels.
I told him that it is coming down because I stopped eating meat three months ago.
Looking away from his computer screen and directly at me, I continued.
I told him that I found out that I'm allergic to meat, and stopped eating meat.
He squinted his eyes and quietly said, "I have never heard of that one before."
I remained silent.
Six months later, on my next visit, I told the doctor, "I found out that I am allergic to French Fries and not meat.
He just looked at me and said, "I'll submit a request for another cholesterol test."
Lesson Learned:
Before blurting out random thoughts, think before the lips start moving.